Tony Blair or Barack Obama?
"That's easy," the Queen replied, "You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors."
"But how can I tell whether or not they are intelligent?" asked Bill.
"You ask them a riddle," the queen replied, then pressed a button and asked the attendant
"Please have Mr. Tony Blair come in." When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a riddle for you. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?"
Blair replied, "That's easy. The child was me."
"Very good," said the Queen. "You may go now, and thank you."
Evaluating his wife's chances for the success of her presidential bid, and thinking back on his meeting with the queen, Bill Clinton spoke to Hillary. "I have a riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was that child ?"
Hillary blinked, then replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine the answer. Can I deliberate on it for awhile?"
"Yes," said Bill, "I'll give you four hours to come up with your answer."
So Hillary called a meeting of her campaign team, and from top to bottom asked them to solve the riddle. However, after much discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer. Hillary was quite upset, not knowing what she would tell her husband, the former President. As she was leaving the meeting, she ran into the most formidable challenger to her presidential nomination, Mr. Barack Obama.
So she said, "Mr. Obama, can you answer this riddle for me? Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was the child?"
"That's seems pretty easy," said Obama, "I think the child would be me."
"Oh, thank you!" said Hillary. "You just may have ensured my nomination for the Democratic Party's candidate for the Presidency of the United States!"
So Hillary went back to Bill and said, "I think I know the answer to your riddle. The child was Barack Obama!"
"What the?...no, you dummy!" shouted Bill. "The child was Tony Blair..."
14 Comments:
A good deal of your political jokes seem to be at the expense of the Democrats.
By Matthew Celestine, at 10/25/2007 8:46 AM
lol! I enjoyed that!
By Andrew McNeill, at 10/25/2007 10:30 AM
Yes, Matthew. This is true. It probably reveals that I am a Republican, doesn't it?
Andrew,
I enjoyed it also. I actually got this in an email from one of our missioanries to Italy, of all people! I am glad you liked it. Thanks for visiting. :~)
By Rose~, at 10/25/2007 11:18 AM
Shame on you, I could not withhold my laughter.
By Jim, at 10/25/2007 11:54 AM
Yes, shameful. Thanks for visiting! :~)
By Rose~, at 10/25/2007 12:26 PM
Too Funny!
By Jon Lee, at 10/25/2007 3:38 PM
hehehe
By Anonymous, at 10/25/2007 11:39 PM
At least Bill Clinton's answer wasn't Monica Lewinski!
By Antonio, at 10/27/2007 2:33 AM
if you vote for them it would be only fitting to say "what goes around comes around "...
By senior pgadreamer, at 10/28/2007 10:24 AM
Hilarious! DF, do I sense sour grapes?
LOL!
Angela
By Anonymous, at 10/28/2007 10:50 PM
Angela, seeing as I am British, voting for the Democrats or the Republicans is not an option for me.
I vote for the Conservatives, who I suppose you could say are the British Republicans (except they dont want a republic).
By Matthew Celestine, at 10/29/2007 5:08 AM
Rose, are you feeling political today?
By Matthew Celestine, at 10/29/2007 5:08 AM
Thanks for visiting, Jon Lee.
Gordon,
I am glad I could provide you with a chuckle.
Antonio,
That woman?
Chris,
I sincerely hope that the American people are not foolish enough to elect the Clintons again.
Hi Angela!
I am glad you visited!
DF,
I am feeling better now, thank you. :~)
By Rose~, at 10/29/2007 2:19 PM
Rosemeister,
You said, "I sincerely hope that the American people are not foolish enough to elect the Clintons again."
I do so hope so too, but I don't have much faith in us as people (Jer.17:9)
Thank the Lord we can trust Him even if the unthinkable does happen!
By David Wyatt, at 10/29/2007 9:04 PM
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